For Better or For Worse.... Until
Since my last post went okay, I think u guys are ready for another twisted post and a greater glimpse into how my freaky twisted mind works :)
I want you to close your eyes and relax for a minute. Now fast forward your life 10 years from now, what do you see?
Typically, you would say, I have a good job, a nice house/car and I’m happily married to a hot gal/guy and we have x number of beautiful children (can I hear an ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh )
What if that wasn’t the case, you have the career the spouse but God forbid a “CHILD FROM HELL” , what would you do ?!?!
Don’t bother with the “mother loves her child regardless and sees him/her as the most beautiful baby in the world” speech. I don’t buy that crap!!!!!!
If my kid is a but ugly ,nasty boring kid, BELIVE ME I’m gonna know. I’m not blind after all!!!!
A career I can always change, a nasty husband I can kick to the curve but kids don’t really come with a 30-day return /exchange policy!!!!
I’m gonna have to compliment my ugly kid on being cute but what do I do when someone comes to me and says oh wow ur kid is so cute???
Unfortunately, punching them in the face and saying don’t mock me u prick or what are you blind isn’t really an option.!!!
Am I gonna have to spend countless days and hours pretending to laugh at my kid’s stupid boring jokes and pretend that they are funny?!?!
We choose most of the people in our lives but some we are stuck with. Like parents or siblings we can’t stand and would never socialize with if we didn’t have to, but those too we could kinda dodge. Our kids however, we are stuck with for better or for worse. !!!!
So as psychodelic and superficial as the following question is gonna sound , I want you guys to humor me and answer it anyways.
IF your kid was boring, nasty and ugly. Do u think you would still love him/her?
posted by Dazed & Confused at
1:36 PM
16 Comments:
ugly i can live with
boring i can live with
but nasty, blacke heartd seed of the devil, i dont know wat ide do!!
seriously itll be military school, boot camp, therapy, i dont know ANYTHING to fix it!
the thought makes me shudder!
wat if i give birth to a future mass murderer or rapist or watever!
thankx dazed, im gna have nite maresabout this for days!!!
Unrealistic concern. People are people. I get to train the child. He or she will do just fine. Although it will need therapy.
I've actually thought about this subject a lot and more recently too. Like you said I am not blind either, and when I see a kid he/she is NOT always cute. Even relatives. I can see it for what it is. So I worry about when I have my own. Although maybe this stems from the fact that my mothering instincts haven't kicked in yet and I think never will. What would I do? Ugly, boring - you can't do anything about it. Evil? Send them to my dad - he's like any good old boot camp. Kids are always well behaved and disciplined around him AND they love him too! So i guess the answer is: send them to the grandparents (which I plan on doing regardless of their cuteness or not!).
Just because a kid is ugly doesn't mean they can't be cute. and I'm talking cute in the sense of they have a good way in talking, got a sense of humor and so. I've seen some of the prettiest kids that were boring as hell, so if my kid is gonna be ugly but funny, let it be. if he's gonna be pretty but boring, alright too. Sorry you don't buy this crap but he is gonna be my kid and i'll love him no matter what, it's how motherhood works, it is all about how i'm gonna raise him at the end :)
I'll be happy, ugly kids usually turn out to be goodlooking when they grow up. I love kids, enjoy my time with them, I see myself in them more than I see myself with people my age, but I never see myself having a child of my own.
I'll be happy, ugly kids usually turn out to be goodlooking when they grow up. I love kids, enjoy my time with them, I see myself in them more than I see myself with people my age, but I never see myself having a child of my own.
A**W*P*
Ugly, boring and devilish. Ugly can be fixed, (no one said trust accounts have to be used for just education) Boring...well like Dee said, if they are pretty boring works for shallow people..As for devilish..Well..you really have to have a f*cked up childhood to become like that..so am not that worried..I do not think people are born evil..
So all in all..its all good!
I'd sue Durex!
Well no child will be that horrible in all aspects; he or she would have to have some good qualities. As a parent, you would start to concentrate on the good and downplay the bad. Ugly child? No sense of humor? Maybe he's very intelligent or kind-hearted. She has a nasty disposition? Perhaps she is also hard-working and ambitious. In the end, you will always find a reason to love your child, unless the child turns out to be some kind of psychopath, and that would mean you most probably fucked up a bit in his upbringing.
To answer your question: Yes. I would most definitely love him/her.
adoption!
pull out!
i see ugly bratty ass kids all the time and look at there parents and just feel sorry that they have to drag those things around everywhere.
Oh, you could always join the campaign I have been running since I turned sixteen, for post natal abortion (PNA). I am thinking it should be allowed up until the age of fifteen.
Slogan: "PNA, because sometimes you get it wrong..."
eshda3wa,
sorry !!!!
imagine what the parents of the Virginia tech psycho felt !!!
Agnon,
how is it an unrealistic concern, can u honestly say that kids turnout exactly how u raise or train them , what about external influences and factors don't they come into play ???!!!
"PNA, because sometimes you get it wrong..."
hahahahahahahahahahah, that just cracked me up.
i know i didn't raise no murderer son :P
Arabiannight,
what kind of a childhood did u have ?!!
Dee,
welcome to my blog, not all my posts are twisted , i promiss :)
as for ur comment, i think ur either a mother or ur motherly instincts have kicked in so the unconditional love part u have down but for some of us me included it hasn't yet and i'm wandering if it'll ever if it hadn't by now!!! so i'm worried what will i do if i find myself with a kid i'm not happy with !?
anonymous,
i relate, i enjoy playing with kids sometimes just as long as i know they are going back to their parents at the end of the day, i think it's the responsibility that freaks us out !
A**W*P*,
so i'm gonna fuck up my kid, the pressure!!!!
dotsson,
say what ???!
3zayez,
good point
SleezyTeezy,
interesting name, welcome to my blog :)
girl (I'm assuming u are )
those things!!
ur worse than me :O
hehehe oops! did i make my dad sound harsh with bootcamp talk and all?! Nahhh he's not. You knew where you stood with him. I had a great childhood and I'm a daddy's girl too :)
http://www.durex.com/
LOOL. Oh my god.
You've just reminded me - I need to watch "The Omen" ;p (It's Been on my computer for a month now. )
But it's funny. People with nasty little bratty kids usually don't really care. They think that it's the most funniest/cutest thing in the world a lot of times :|
But on the other hand...even the most ugliest person (on the outside) can become the most beautiful person in the world to someone, simply because of their sweet, loving, and caring personality.
Am I making any sense here ? :-D
p.s. It's true. ugly kids..usually turn out to be the hottest. LOL :|
I've been noticing that trend ;p
I was a dreadfully ugly child. They used to play kiss-chase in primary school and everybody was allowed play but me.
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